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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others - Animal Farm, George Orwell

VIDEO: WAL – All armwrestlers are equal, but some armwrestlers are more equal than others

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others – Animal Farm by George Orwell │ Image Source: lakeebs – deviantart.com
This started 2 weeks ago when I checked for changes and I noticed that Mike Bowling was added to the 196-225 LBS. (-102 kg) and later he was moved to the 166-195 LBS. (-88.5 kg) in MEN’S – RIGHT HAND QUALIFIERS. See ► 2014 WAL QUALIFIERS – World Armwrestling League.
This is interesting because the World Armwrestling League explained 2 weeks ago why they will not fill any open bracket spots with 9th place finishers or beyond, by saying: “there is no good, objectively fair way to determine which of those guys should get to go to the finals” (read all below).
Now Bob Brown explained on northeastboard that WAL will do what they want with their business, and it is actually written in fine print on WAL website: “Finish in the top 8 at one of the qualifiers, attend all qualifiers or receive an at-large invitation and you’ll be eligible to compete in the “BIG MONEY – BadA$$ Championship.”
We also have to consider that Wild cards are used in much bigger (popular) sports than armwrestling, in big international sporting events such as the Olympic Games and Wimbledon. Nevertheless, I believe this still feels strange / not fair, for some armwrestlers who tried and failed to qualify for the New Orleans Championship.
Read some comments on northeastboard.com: This Better Be A Joke!!!!
I have to admit, my comparison with Animal Farm by George Orwell is a big stretch, but It’s Kind of a Funny Story. 🙂

World Armwrestling League – facebook (10 November 2014):

::: MENS NEW ORLEANS FINALS UPDATES :::

There have been a couple of big questions that have come up recently about the New Orleans event — let’s take a second to circulate some answers around the WAL community.

On filling open slots in the men’s New Orleans brackets: One big question we’ve had is: since some guys qualified multiple times for New Orleans, will we fill any open bracket spots with 9th place finishers or beyond?

Answer: Unfortunately, no, we will not fill in those open bracket positions for a couple of reasons. Nor will we exercise our option to invite any non-qualified arm-wrestlers. First, because we have 9th and 10th place finishers from four different events (most of whom haven’t pulled each other), there is no good, objectively fair way to determine which of those guys should get to go to the finals. In most cases, that leaves us with a 25-28-man bracket for New Orleans, which is still pretty deep and will make a great tournament.

But second, we said since the beginning that it would be Top 8’s (and guys who competed in all four qualifiers) would get to go, and we think it’s important that we stick to our word. Top 8’s and four-timers it is – and rest assured our 2015 plans will allow large numbers of guys to advance in our early rounds. More events are coming, stay tuned!

World Armwrestling League – facebook (10 November 2014):

::: WOMENS NEW ORLEANS FINALS UPDATES :::

Our addition of a women’s finals in Louisiana has sparked conversation about its structure and reasoning. Let’s walk through it.

First and most importantly, we want to say that the WAL celebrates women’s arm-wrestling and seeks to build women’s competition right alongside with the men’s. That being said, we want to create and implement the right strategy to get women back into the sport in large numbers. To that end, WAL made the decision to use the 2014 season to understand how to get women more involved and drive female participation – which is why we started with the Las Vegas female team member requirement and experimented with weight classes throughout.

To be clear, there was never a qualifying series for women to compete at the New Orleans finals. That was set early on so we had the latitude for variation in the women’s weight classes and structure – but the consequence was that there would be no even playing field to determine female qualifiers for a Finals competition.

However, after Atlantic City, we decided to reconsider the men-only final and open up a limited women’s competition in a way that seemed fair given the variation in our ‘regular season’ – and in a way we could support in New Orleans. It’s small, yes, but includes many of the top female WAL participants, and we’ve heard your voices on the inclusion of left-handed competition. AS OF TODAY, WE WILL ALSO INVITE THE TOP 3 FINISHERS IN EACH WEIGHT CLASS FROM ANY WAL WOMEN’S LEFT-HANDED COMPETITION. Weight classes and payouts will be the same as right-handed, and we will post the list of eligible finishers soon. Please write to us with questions: info@walunderground.com

Going forward, we need to build women’s arm wrestling to be an even stronger presence in the WAL, but it takes more than a few events — it takes investment and focus over a long period of time. Along that path, the best thing women arm-wrestlers can do to help propel the women’s classes forward is to recruit and train new women at the local level. Build clubs, build teams, bring more women to events. The WAL will support you, and work as partners in that effort.

George Orwell – Animal Farm (ENGLISH Part 8/8)
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VIDEO: Denis Cyplenkov in Funny Commercial – BOOSTER, Trec Nutrition

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Trec Nutrition – something that brings us together! (Episode BOOSTER)
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VIDEO: Alexey Voevoda – The Fakir

This time  really played with fire… 🙂 And it looked painful…
But the best part of the video is at the end, when Alexey surprises and scares the TV presenter, that was a genuine reaction, very funny… 🙂

I can! Alexei Voivod
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Published on 16 Nov 2014
«Я смогу!» – прайм-тайм шоу, которое бросает вызов 12 знаменитостям из мира шоу-бизнеса и спорта. Шоу предоставляет уникальную возможность увидеть любимых звезд с совершенно новой, необычной стороны.

Каждый выпуск, после невероятных выступлений профессионалов, звездным конкурсантам нужно будет принять быстрое и сложное решение: что из увиденного они смогут самостоятельно повторить уже на следующей неделе? Опытные тренеры возьмут на себя роль наставников и будут помогать участникам подготовиться к предстоящему выступлению.

«Я смогу!» станет настоящим испытанием таланта: в течение одной недели известным артистам и спортсменам предстоит овладеть совершенно новыми навыками, достойно отвечая на вызов, поставленный перед ними. Соревнования будут проходить в 6-ти постоянных категориях: “Сила”, “Мастерство”, “Юмор”, “Танец”, “Музыка” и “Секрет”.

Source: WeiT Media

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“I can!” – Prime-time show, which challenges the 12 celebrities from the world of show business and sports. The show provides a unique opportunity to see your favorite stars with a completely new, unusual side.

Each issue, after incredible performances professionals stellar contestants will need to make a quick and difficult decision: that from what we saw they will be able to repeat next week? Experienced trainers will take on the role of mentors and will help participants to prepare for the upcoming performance.

“I can!” Will be a real test of talent: within one week of the famous artists and athletes to master a completely new skills, adequately responding to the challenge posed in front of them. Competitions will be held in 6-permanent categories, “Power”, “Skill”, “humor”, “Dance”, “Music” and “The Secret”.

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VIDEO: Alexey Voevoda vs. Neanderthal Woman

I found this video in 2010 while watching videos from ForaTV. It is funny and interesting in the same time, because Peter McAllister knows almost nothing about armwrestling, but he knows something about anthropology, he wrote the book Manthropology.
The interesting thing about this idea is that we can’t prove Peter McAllister is wrong, because we can’t travel back in time 42,000 years to find a Neanderthal Woman, train her for armwrestling, and see if she really could beat Alexey Voevoda. 🙂
This is why I will post this video when I will see more armwrestling questions like: 2006 shape of X vs. 2014 shape of Y ? 🙂

Could a Neanderthal Woman Beat a Champion Arm Wrestler?

Uploaded on 5 Oct 2010

Complete video at: http://fora.tv/2010/08/12/Peter_McAll…

Peter McAllister, author of Manthropology, compares the muscular size and strength of modern-day humans with that of Neanderthals. By examining fossil records, he has determined that a Neanderthal woman could exert more force than champion arm wrestler Alexey Voevoda.

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Could your husband, brother or father be the worst man in history? University of Queensland-trained anthropologist Peter McAllister claims today’s man isn’t a patch on what he once was: that despite his huge brain, the modern bloke fails to measure up physically, creatively and emotionally with men of the distant past.

Join the author of Manthropology: The Science of the Inadequate Modern Male for some lively debate and discover why ancient men were smarter and stronger, and what the future holds for this once-mighty gender.

The event is presented by the Adelaide-based RiAUS (The Royal Institution of Australia) as part of National Science Week. The moderator is radio broadcaster Amanda Blair. – Australian Broadcasting Corporation

Peter McAllister is a science writer and archaeologist from Western Australia. His main research interest is paleoanthropology, and he writes funny and informed science books about what evolution can teach us about the human condition. His popular science book, Manthropology, is currently under development as a documentary series.

McAllister also writes prize-winning sci-fi thrillers like his novel Cosmonaut, which was developed for a major motion picture by Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow. Outside his work as a scientist and writer, McAllister has held jobs as: a journalist, a graphic artist, an advertising salesman for a country music radio station, and once (nearly) as a Chinese-speaking football commentator.

Source: ForaTv

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VIDEOS: Top-Roll vs. Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

ARMWRESTLING REALLY IS FUN. WATCH THE VIDEOS AND TELL US WHO WOULD WIN. 🙂

Do you have trouble with executing the perfect Top-Roll ?

Well, fear no more, we have the perfect medicine for you ► TOP-ROLL Soft Cap 🙂 :

Top-Roll – Korean Ginseng │ Image Source: dhpharm.co.kr

” Product Name TOP-ROLL Soft Cap.

Classfication Vitamines and Tonics

Description Oblong and chocolate color soft capsule containing yellowish
brown oily substance, printed “TOP-ROLL” with white color.

[Compsition]
White ginseng 100mg etc.

[Description]
Oblong and chocolate color soft capsule containing yellowish
brown oily substance, printed “TOP-ROLL” with white color.

[Indication]
1. Tonic
2. Person who are weak constitution.
3. Nutritive supplement for the following conditions :
Person who are fatigable, lacking physical strength during or
after disease, having febrifacient and exhaustive diseases and
pregnant and lactating woman.

[Dosages]
1 capsule, 1 time daily
[Pagckage]
60C/PTP ”

Source: dhpharm.co.kr

(I first saw this picture on Tiziano Taras Di Micco – facebook, I did a fast search and I discovered it is for real)

And don’t worry, if you are more the hooker type we have just the thing for you: Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show, shortened in 1975 to Dr. Hook 🙂

Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show, shortened in 1975 to Dr. Hook, was an American rock band, formed around Union City, New Jersey. They enjoyed considerable commercial success in the 1970s with hit singles including “Sylvia’s Mother“, “The Cover of Rolling Stone“, “Sharing the Night Together”, “A Little Bit More” and “When You’re in Love with a Beautiful Woman“. In addition to their own material, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show performed songs written by the poet Shel Silverstein.

Source: Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show ► wikipedia.org

Dr. Hook – Sylvia’s Mother

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Dr. Hook, When you’re in love with a beautiful woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YmqBaH2jk

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Dr Hook – SEXY EYES

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VIDEOS: Paul Talbott vs. Ron Klemba, Shea Dickie headbutts the referee – WAL Atlantic City

A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically involving the use of robust parts of the cranium as the area of impact. Effective headbutting involves striking a sensitive area of an opponent using the forehead, such as the nose of an opponent. It can be considered a very effective but risky maneuver as a misplaced strike can cause greater injury to the person delivering the headbutt than to the person receiving it.

Source: Headbutt – wikipedia

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WAL Atlantic City:  vs. 

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Paul Talbott vs. Ron Klemba – WAL Atlantic City │Capture by XSportNews from the video
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VIDEOS: Travis Bagent vs. Todd Hutchings, Devon Larratt scared │ WAL Atlantic City

Devon: That’s Some Scary Sh**.

Wherein Travis Bagent does the Toddzilla Dance (WAL Atlantic City Overall)
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VIDEO: Alexey Voevoda on Stilts – ” I can ! ” TV Show, Russia 1

 is walking on stilts and he is also doing some other tricks. The stilts are quite tall, sure it’s not easy to master this. Below you can read about 2 interesting Stilt walking records:
” Stilt walking records

In 1891 Sylvain Dornon, a stilt-walker from the Landes region of France, walked from Paris to Moscow in fifty-eight days.

In 2007 Neil Sauter has attempted the Grand Rapids Marathon on stilts. In 2008 Roy Maloy of Australia, after several attempts, took five steps on stilts 17 metres (56 ft) high, a record for the tallest stilts. ”

Source: Stilts – wikipedia.org

Я смогу! Алексей Воевода
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Published on 19 Oct 2014
«Я смогу!» – прайм-тайм шоу, которое бросает вызов 12 знаменитостям из мира шоу-бизнеса и спорта. Шоу предоставляет уникальную возможность увидеть любимых звезд с совершенно новой, необычной стороны.

Каждый выпуск, после невероятных выступлений профессионалов, звездным конкурсантам нужно будет принять быстрое и сложное решение: что из увиденного они смогут самостоятельно повторить уже на следующей неделе? Опытные тренеры возьмут на себя роль наставников и будут помогать участникам подготовиться к предстоящему выступлению.

«Я смогу!» станет настоящим испытанием таланта: в течение одной недели известным артистам и спортсменам предстоит овладеть совершенно новыми навыками, достойно отвечая на вызов, поставленный перед ними. Соревнования будут проходить в 6-ти постоянных категориях: “Сила”, “Мастерство”, “Юмор”, “Танец”, “Музыка” и “Секрет”.

Source: WeiT Media

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“I can!” – Prime-time show, which challenges the 12 celebrities from the world of show business and sports. The show provides a unique opportunity to see your favorite stars with a completely new, unusual side.

Each issue, after incredible performances professionals stellar contestants will need to make a quick and difficult decision: that from what we saw they will be able to repeat next week? Experienced trainers will take on the role of mentors and will help participants to prepare for the upcoming performance.

“I can!” Will be a real test of talent: within one week of the famous artists and athletes to master a completely new skills, adequately responding to the challenge posed in front of them. Competitions will be held in 6-permanent categories, “Power”, “Skill”, “humor”, “Dance”, “Music” and “The Secret”.

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Alexey Voevoda on stilts, catching a lady │ Capture by XSportNews from the video

VIDEO: Alexey Voevoda – Balloon Dance on ” I can ! ” TV Show, Russia 1

It looks like  is in very good shape, his arms are already bigger, the armwrestling training pays off.

Я смогу! Алексей Воевода

Published on 12 Oct 2014
«Я смогу!» – прайм-тайм шоу, которое бросает вызов 12 знаменитостям из мира шоу-бизнеса и спорта. Шоу предоставляет уникальную возможность увидеть любимых звезд с совершенно новой, необычной стороны.

Каждый выпуск, после невероятных выступлений профессионалов, звездным конкурсантам нужно будет принять быстрое и сложное решение: что из увиденного они смогут самостоятельно повторить уже на следующей неделе? Опытные тренеры возьмут на себя роль наставников и будут помогать участникам подготовиться к предстоящему выступлению.

«Я смогу!» станет настоящим испытанием таланта: в течение одной недели известным артистам и спортсменам предстоит овладеть совершенно новыми навыками, достойно отвечая на вызов, поставленный перед ними. Соревнования будут проходить в 6-ти постоянных категориях: “Сила”, “Мастерство”, “Юмор”, “Танец”, “Музыка” и “Секрет”.

Source: WeiT Media

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“I can!” – Prime-time show, which challenges the 12 celebrities from the world of show business and sports. The show provides a unique opportunity to see your favorite stars with a completely new, unusual side.

Each issue, after incredible performances professionals stellar contestants will need to make a quick and difficult decision: that from what we saw they will be able to repeat next week? Experienced trainers will take on the role of mentors and will help participants to prepare for the upcoming performance.

“I can!” Will be a real test of talent: within one week of the famous artists and athletes to master a completely new skills, adequately responding to the challenge posed in front of them. Competitions will be held in 6-permanent categories, “Power”, “Skill”, “humor”, “Dance”, “Music” and “The Secret”.

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Alexey Voevoda – Balloon Dance on “I can !” TV Show, Russia 1 │ Capture by XSportNews from the video

PHOTOS: Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014

Denis Cyplenkov vs. little kid – 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov vs. little kid – 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source:  OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov vs. little kid – 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
Denis Cyplenkov – Armwrestling Training, 04 October 2014 │ Photo Source: OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!
More photos: Training (10/04/2014) ► OFFICIAL GROUP DENIS Tsyplenkova!

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(Profile photo updated on vk by Denis Cyplenkov on 25 September 2014)

Profile photo updated on vk by Denis Cyplenkov on 25 September 2014 │ Photo Source: Denis Tsyplenkov

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